How To Write A Dirty Letter

For the romantics out there, it might be a good idea to look away now!

What I want to show you is how to write a dirty letter – a sexy, raunchy letter (not strictly a love letter perhaps) to that special someone in your life.

The number one rule is ‘sincerity.’ You have to really mean what you say. No half hearted sentiments please. You must summon up the courage to say it like it is. Be really honest about what you feel and what you want and use the appropriate language.

And if you’re struggling for ideas on what to actually write then just use this little trick. Think of the last time you shared an intimate moment and describe in graphic detail what you enjoyed most about your love making. Let your imagination roam, have fun and don’t hold back!

The next most important element is to write your dirty letter in your own handwriting. Don’t type it, email it or text it. Find some attractive, quality notepaper and take the time to write it out longhand. If you wish use a fountain pen to add that extra touch of quality and intimacy.

With your letter complete, full of those passionate explicit terms that you know will drive your partner mad with desire, you can add the finishing touches to your dirty letter.

Ladies, find the sexiest lipstick you own, apply generously and then cover your letter with those big, fat kisses. You can also add a subtle hint of your favourite fragrance, that unique perfume that immediately announces your presence.

And finally, for the adventurous amongst you, include a rather naughty, erotic photograph of yourself. Dust off your digital camera, choose a particularly sexy pose (something that you know will appeal to your partner) and click away. Then print them off and post them with your letter.

If you follow these steps then your partner will definitely pounce on you the next time you meet!

I hope this helps you on the topic of ‘How To Write A Dirty Letter.’